THE MOMENT THAT CHANGED MY LIFE

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After pondering this question for an eternity, the time a princess kissed me and transformed me from a frog into a prince would have to be my life changing moment. Initially, my excitement to be in human form was overwhelming. It was kind of like when the Giants won the Super Bowl. – If you are from New York, you know what I am talking about. Then reality set in, the bank threatened to foreclose on my castle because I couldn’t afford my new adjustable mortgage. The market declined – You couldn’t even get a good piece of fruit. No matter how much bread I rebated to my subjects, they still complained that it wasn’t enough. And when the Duke got caught in a scandal with a high priced consort from the King’s Club, my name was mud. While I’m trying to solve these problems, everyone in the kingdom is blaming global warming on our inefficient fireplaces. Give me a break!  Speaking of the environment, this going green movement is driving me nuts. Trust me, if anyone knows green it’s me.

 

With all the daily hassles that life has to offer, it still beats hanging out in a swamp, where flicking your tongue at flies was the highlight of my day.